Against the better judgement of all those involved, Elevator Music, the Splendourbog's debut CD was brought into the world sometime pre-Y2K. Elevator Music puts the garden back in Soundgarden, and features the vaguely musical meanderings of a band as quick with their instruments as they are with their fists.
If you'd like to buy it, visit your local record shop and demand service. Shout obscenities and pull the salesperson's hair if you must, but by all means have them order a copy in. Even if our CD is in the store, still have them order a fresh copy. After 6 months on a shelf, our CD is useless (some would say less than 6 months). Our distributor is IndiePool and you can get IndiePool stuff at any record shop in Canada.
For those who are doubtful, we've added some mp3 files for you to download. If you've already decided to buy the CD, please complete your purchase before you listen. Also, go to mp3.com and listen, because if enough of you do that then mp3.com will send us money in the mail.